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CHEST WIDTH (in) BODY LENGTH (Top shoulder to hem) (in) SLEEVE CENTER BACK (in) S 18 28 16 3/4 M 20 29 17 7/8 L 22 30 19 1/8 XL 24 31 20 3/8 2XL 26 32 21 5/8 3XL 28 33 22 3/4 4XL 30 34 23 7/8 5XL 32 35 25 1/8 Need more sizing info

Passtronaut Tee Borat If you're planning to beHow Does It Fit Standard fit. Care Instructions Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low heat or lay flat to dry. Medium heat iron. Do not iron on design. Get the Specs 60 40 Combed ring spun cotton poly ultra soft knit fabric. Durable baby rib set in collar. Shoulder to shoulder taped seam. Side seam. Double needle sleeve and bottom hem. Low Heat Dry Cold Wash CHEST SIZE (in) CHEST (in) LENGTH (Top shoulder to hem) (in) S 36 38