Captain Awesome Tonal Tee May 5th We'd vote for him

We'd vote for him

becoming a super-soldier years ago when he was bit by a radioactive ostrich

It's fate that's making you add the I'm Your Density tee to your collection

but when these worm monsters start poppin out of the ground

did it not

Captain Awesome Tonal Tee May 5th We'd vote for himOur former Captain Awesome T shirt did so well, we brought it back in this super soldier tonal tee. It's sort of like when your favorite superhero wears his throwback gear. The long lost cousin of Captain Awesome Original was actually his evil twin, becoming a super soldier years ago when he was bit by a radioactive ostrich. Now, the only thing Captain Awesome's bulletproof ostrich centered shield is this Captain Awesome's bulletproof ostrich centered